The Mandate
Support Tony Abbott in his mandate to take billion of dollars from you to give back to us billionaires! Abbott Understands.
More Incentives
Repealing this tax is in the interest of national health! Abbott Understands.
Incentives
It’s all about incentives. I need incentive to get more mines, and the only way to get more mines is to continue to incentivise myself to get more mines.
It’s simple billionaire math. Abbott Understands.
Spin
I don’t know what your definition of mega-profits is, but 10.5 billion is certainly not mine! Abbott understands.
Eager to Please
One of the things that we love about Tony Abbott, besides his love of the fine life, is his eagerness to please. Only one candidate is willing to do anything to make sure that the lives of ordinary everyday billionaires are as comfortable and profitable as possible… and that’s Tony. He’s our man.
Frittering It All Away
This election has been a disastrous spend fest. The government has promised extra funding for school, hospitals and roads. Not to mention superannuation. And where did they get all this money? From struggling billionaires. $10.5 billion of it. Money that could be better spent on fine red wine.
Tough Times
It’s tough times for billionaires. And in this election, only one candidate understands: Tony Abbott. Fair Go For Billionaires has been set up to help you support our community group of ordinary, everyday billionaires.
Not Against Reform
The government wants you to believe a lot of things. That we’re ‘greedy’. That we can ‘spare the cash’. That we don’t ‘need four Bentleys’. But we’re not against reform, just as long as the money is going to the right places.
